DG: "No! She doesn't have my eyes!"
Me/Ceej: "Yes, she does, look!"
DG: "If she's got my eyes, what the hell am I seeing with!?"
I explained that Kat does have his eyes (really squinty eyes) and Ceej piped up that she had his chin.
DG: "Not my chin! What is this?" He stroked his chin. "I have a chin of my own."
Ceej: "I look more like Mom. I have her eyes, and luckily, her eyebrows. I wouldn't want your eyebrow."
DG: "What do you mean? Eyebrow? I have two!"
Both girls declared that he does, in fact, only have one... over both eyes.
There the conversation disintegrated into a discussion of eyebrow plucking and wild "old-man eyebrows". Then... out of the random blue, he said: "You know Bruno?" (of course we know Bruno, he's the 14 pound puppy of Luna and Jasper). "He's like when a tiger and a lion have sex."
Dead silence. Finally I said, "What?"
DG: "You know, when a lion has sex with a tiger and it has a baby and its a Liger. You take a toy (Jasper) and a standard (not really Luna, but okay), you get a Liger."
All three of us stammered around another: "What?!"
Apparently, in DG's mind, Jasper- who weighs four pounds- and Luna- who weighs six pounds- are like a tiger and a lion being bred to create the giant "Liger". DG is comparing a Chihuahua puppy to a 1400 pound cat of prey.
I really don't know how to explain the entire randomness that was this whole conversation.