
We decided to keep him because he was the only pup in the litter and he's a tri-color merle. He grew.

And grew.

And grew.

Yeah.

This conversation has happened before and I thought I had shared it, but it doesn't seem that I did.
Bruno ended up not only large in comparison to his parents, he ended up large by general Chihuahua standards. The last time he was weighed, he was around fourteen pounds. He's not just fat, he's all-around BIG!
I was informed today that the reason Bruno is so big is that he ate his siblings. That's right, he ate the other puppies in his litter while he was inside Luna. And in eating those other puppies, he gained their power. An unwanted side-effect of gaining their power was the overall largeness of Bruno's physical body.
DG: "Its not his fault. He ate them and got big and strong. Too big. Poor guy. He didn't know eating his brothers and sisters would be such a bad thing and now here he is, Giant Bruno with no brothers and sisters." (he has siblings, they're just not from his litter- the litter of one).
Me: "Why did he eat the other puppies?"
DG: "So he could be- to be- so he could have power! Super Chihuahua power! To fly! And fight crime! But now he's just too damn big and can't fly. So he stays with us because he's safe. Safe from the bad guys!" Of course, when he spoke of flying, he did the hand gesture and made the "schwoooosh" sound effect.
On another note altogether, DG was rambling on about something and walked away from me while he was speaking. I called out, "What'd you say?"
DG replied, "NOTHING!"
Me: "SOMETHING! What'd you say, I can't hear you from in there." (the kitchen, on my deaf ear side).
DG: *sing-song* "If you can't HEAR it, you can't WRITE about it! AND its ALLLLLLLL MIIIIINE!"
Me: "I'm putting that in the blog."
DG: "Dammit! Foiled! Like a baked potato!"
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I love that! "Foiled, like a baked potato!"
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